I enjoy mowing the lawn; I used to hate it as a kid, but I enjoy it as an adult now. I see it as one less day I need to go running for my cardio. I burn close to 350 calories while mowing the lawn!
Well with the recent rain we have been getting the lawn went about a week and 3 days without being mowed. So the grass was a bit higher and thicker than usual. While mowing the back yard I went over a spot that was really thick and taller than the rest of the yard, and as soon as I went over it the mower died. No biggie, that happens a lot when the grass is taller like that. So I try and try to start it...nothing is happening. So I make an educated guess and think that it is out of oil. So I am pushing the mower back to the front yard to see if we have any oil and our neighbor, Helena, comes out. So I ask her if they have any oil (because I am fairly certain that we dont) and we look and it doesn't look like they have any either. Well right about that time her husband pulls up and so he comes over and checks the oil...it is full (so much for my educated guess). So I try starting it a few more times....nothing. He then says "Well lift it up and let's see if there is a lot of grass or anything up in there." So I lift it up & he peeks and says, "I found the problem!"
CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT WAS JAMMING THE MOWER!
Yes, that is what you think it is!
I have to say this is one the most embarrassing (and funniest) things that has happened to me! Here we all are starring at the lawnmower with my unmentionables all tangled up in there!
So now for an explanation:
Zeus recently has acquired the taste for socks and panties...and well, I am sure you can figure the rest out. He ate my cute purple panties....2 days later pooped them out...and I hit the pile of poop with the lawnmower. Case closed.
Well with the recent rain we have been getting the lawn went about a week and 3 days without being mowed. So the grass was a bit higher and thicker than usual. While mowing the back yard I went over a spot that was really thick and taller than the rest of the yard, and as soon as I went over it the mower died. No biggie, that happens a lot when the grass is taller like that. So I try and try to start it...nothing is happening. So I make an educated guess and think that it is out of oil. So I am pushing the mower back to the front yard to see if we have any oil and our neighbor, Helena, comes out. So I ask her if they have any oil (because I am fairly certain that we dont) and we look and it doesn't look like they have any either. Well right about that time her husband pulls up and so he comes over and checks the oil...it is full (so much for my educated guess). So I try starting it a few more times....nothing. He then says "Well lift it up and let's see if there is a lot of grass or anything up in there." So I lift it up & he peeks and says, "I found the problem!"
CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT WAS JAMMING THE MOWER!
Yes, that is what you think it is!
I have to say this is one the most embarrassing (and funniest) things that has happened to me! Here we all are starring at the lawnmower with my unmentionables all tangled up in there!
So now for an explanation:
Zeus recently has acquired the taste for socks and panties...and well, I am sure you can figure the rest out. He ate my cute purple panties....2 days later pooped them out...and I hit the pile of poop with the lawnmower. Case closed.
5 comments:
I am laughing so hard!!!!
Oh my goodness!!!!! That is TOO funny!
Love, Mom
BTW...Those ar some little panties. My grandma underwear would be a whole other story!!
Love, Mom
You know, Jessica, that is about the funniest thing I have heard (seen) in a long time. It took me a minute or two to understand what I was looking at! My sister's dog, Buddie, loves to bring Ed's (my brother-in-law) underwear out into the living room. I love going over there to visit and seeing his tighty whities laying in the middle of the floor!! And of course, I have to pick them up (ugh) and put them back in their closet basket. What is it with dogs and underwear????? We are looking forward to seeing you all in just a couple of weeks! Have a nice day!
Aunt Pam
lol oh my word how funny!
Our big dog goes to the neighbors (my son and his wife) and steals their shoes (he makes us take our shoes off outside), brings them home and buries them in our yard. I'm always rescuing shoes - never underwear! lol
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